Subject: Malaprops (Page 3)

Welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

At the zoo I like to watch the polo bears.

George Meaney, head of the UFO-CIA.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… expensive care

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I won’t miss it one aorta!

Alcohol is ok in modification.

Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam drip?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.

I’m completely uninhabited.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The prostitution rests.

(1971 – ) American actress

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

… create a little dysentery in the ranks.

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

He's going up and down like a metronome.

When a boy’s coming into poobertyhood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Print the bulletins and get the information decimated.

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Wouldn’t let ’em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)