Subject: Malaprops (Page 3)

I gotta lose weight, Edith… I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

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Banging on their chests with a primeval scream.

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It ain't exactly the Pope diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Let’s get down to brass tax.

Malaprops Situations

When you’re workin’ with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

They tried to make me the escape goat.

Malaprops

Present company suspected

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.

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Food/Drink Malaprops

I'm a man. Men have got another thing… they got waddya call, a carnival instinctuals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Sex

He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Are you getting the jest of this?

Malaprops

It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary trombonus in the bargain.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Malaprops

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

That guy ain’t been the same since he had that vasexomy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Malaprops

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Good to be back on the old terracotta.

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I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

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She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

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You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes