Subject: Malaprops (Page 4)

They tried to make me the escape goat.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Remember Pearl Island.

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I suffer from a deviant septum.

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I could get blackbusted.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Did you watch the space shovel take off?

The devil and all his nimps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Having one wife is called monotony.