Subject: Marriage » Divorce (Page 2)

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
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I'm 34 years old; I thought I'd be divorced by now.

American comedian
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After five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.

(1957 – ) American comedian
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Alimony: The high cost of leaving.

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She should get a divorce and settle down.

(1918 – 2004) radio and television comedian & talk show host
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Catholics don't get divorced; they stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor
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Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
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I’m still friends with all my ex’s, apart from my husbands.

(1946 – ) American recording artist, actress, director & record producer
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My wife and I did the Jewish divorce custom where we took a broken glass and we put it back together.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian
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Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.

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I'm single now, and it's really weird for me to be dating again because, for the last three years, I've just been cheating.

American comedian
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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Everyone talks about dead-beat dads; what about the kids who just aren’t worth the child support?

American comedian & writer
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model
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Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

(1948 – 1990) comedian
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I think that after the third marriage Georgie tried to claim his divorce attorney as a dependent.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
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Divorce: A splitting headache.

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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
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