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That size don't get no bigger.

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I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

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Whenever you see a bunch of Italian guys talking Italian, just go up to them and start talking fake Italian. They may not understand you exactly, but at least everyone will get a nice warm “Italian” feeling.

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That was faster than green grass through a goose.

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Braggin’ dog

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They ate supper before they said grace.

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If you’re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don’t know how to speak the natives’ language, just say “Poppy-oomy.” I bet it means something.

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All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

(1819 – 1897) American journalist, author & senior government official
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The best way to behave is to misbehave.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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Avon In The Amazon

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Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.

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They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.

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She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

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Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

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It’s funny how two simple words, “I promise,” will stall people for a while.

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I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money

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Are you outta’ pocket again?

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Go off half-cocked

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We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

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He's as mad as a wet hen.

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