Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 4)

Energizer Bunny arrested… charged with battery.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Quieter than a graveyard

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I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

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like trying to herd cats

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Heart, We Did All We Could

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When I shake hands with a man, the first thing I do is look him right in the eye. Then I start poking my hand around in the air, like I can’t find his hand. Then, if the guy’s still there, I finally shake it.

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That kid could break an anvil.

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I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.

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Bank walker

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The Atlanta Hawks are a bunch of guys who would prefer to pass kidney stones than pass a basketball.

American basketball coach
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Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

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I don’t know which is worse… that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
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He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.

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Well, butter my biscuit.

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Scripted down

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His family tree is a trunk.

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Efficiency: The knack of getting somebody to do a job you don’t like.

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Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you’re not supposed to drink and drive?

(1946 – ) American comedian
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I never trust a man under sheets.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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