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I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you’d be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.

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Toward the end of the Stone Age I bet there was already a feeling that metal was just around the corner.

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Skinny as a rail

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A guilty dog barks the loudest.

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The dinner bell is always in tune.

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The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.

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The damned thing works!

(1906 – 1971) American inventor & television pioneer
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He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

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Girdler,  Kentucky

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I expect them to come out… oh dear, I’d better not say fighting, had I?

Welsh football player, manager & coach
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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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It’s funny, but when you look at an old man, then you look at a photo of him when he was a young man, then you look at the old man, then the photo, back and forth, pretty soon you’ll do whatever anybody tells you to.

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those brakes.

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Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

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I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.

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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

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He/She’s got teeth like a rake.

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I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.

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Fair to middlin’

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