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It’s too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

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It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

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That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

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Every dog should have a few fleas.

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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?

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We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.

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Leanin' on the shovel

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You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.

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I was lying in bed last night and I couldn’t sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
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I’ve been in Who’s Who, and I know what’s what, but it’ll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.

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I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.

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Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.

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You want to get three feet up a bull’s ass, just listen to the whisperings of sweethearts.

(1954 – 2008) British film director, playwright & screenwriter
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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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Drunk as Cooter Brown

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He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

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As long as Pat stayed in the army

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If you’re ever giving a speech, when you start out, act nervous and get mixed up a little bit. Then, as you go along, get better and better. Then, at the end, give off a white, glowing light and have rays shoot out of you.

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When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves; and usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.

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It's not easy to cut through a human head with a hacksaw.

(1942 – 2008) American author, producer, director & screenwriter
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