Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 74)

Farmin’ in the woods

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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don’t know what to tell you.

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Liberty: Consists in giving everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business.

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He sticks to that boy like white on rice.

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All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

English football player
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Natural enough to eat pie

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Killer Pancake

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I was Caesarean born; you can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through the window.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Uglier than a burnt stump

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Eddie: Mother, are you still on the computer?

Gran: Yes, dear. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can’t get out.

(1925 – ) English actress
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Toward the end of the Stone Age I bet there was already a feeling that metal was just around the corner.

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Don’t trust the heart, it wants your blood.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
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It’s been saucered and blowed.

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A living testament to how low a studio will stoop to generate a few bucks.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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Peep of day

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If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.


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If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

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Energizer Bunny arrested… charged with battery.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Oprah Winfrey has named her new $51 million estate ‘Tara 2,’ after Scarlett O’Hara’s plantation in Gone With The Wind; meanwhile, Sally Jessy Raphael has named her new estate Apartment 4B.

(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

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Watermelon talk

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