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Subject:
Misspokements
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I don't know what impressive is, but Joe was impressive tonight.
Marlene Bugner
wife of fighter Joe Bugner
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
After a match
This is really a jack of all trades and master of non.
Anonymous
Misspokements
I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.
Jerry Rice
professional football player
Football
Misspokements
Sports
On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
I think that was a moment of cool panic there.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Misspokements
And now, coming into the game is the five-ton junior from Canton, Ohio.
An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements
Sports
What happens to me next year will happen to me no matter what happens.
Bryant Reeves
professional basketball player
Future
Misspokements
Sports
Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Wouldn’t have to live in
miscomfort.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Stengel: Well, I have given that thought a lot of thinking lately and last night… well – I finally made up my mind.Reporter: Which way?Stengel: I made up my mind both ways.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Decisions
Include me out.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Pedroza – the crown on his head hanging by a thread.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
The audience are literally electrified and glued to their seats.
Ted Lowe
BBC commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Snooker
I never make predictions and I never will.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
Misspokements
Sports
Also John Motson
Tonight I’m going to listen with my ears.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Misspokements
Music
Listening
We all know what it’s like to have a
half-warmed
fish within us.
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
A half-formed wish
Spoonerism
The United States has so much to offer the third world war.
Ronald Reagan
(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Misspokements
He's got a great future ahead; he's missed so much of it.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Misspokements
The future will be better tomorrow.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Speech
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