Subject: Misspokements (Page 2)

I don't know what impressive is, but Joe was impressive tonight.

wife of fighter Joe Bugner

This is really a jack of all trades and master of non.

I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.

professional football player

On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.

British sports commentator

I think that was a moment of cool panic there.

English former football player & manager

And now, coming into the game is the five-ton junior from Canton, Ohio.

What happens to me next year will happen to me no matter what happens.

professional basketball player

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

British sports commentator

Wouldn’t have to live in miscomfort.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Stengel: Well, I have given that thought a lot of thinking lately and last night… well – I finally made up my mind.

Reporter: Which way?

Stengel: I made up my mind both ways.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Include me out.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The loss of life will be irreplaceable.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Pedroza – the crown on his head hanging by a thread.

British sports commentator

The audience are literally electrified and glued to their seats.

BBC commentator

I never make predictions and I never will.

English football player

Tonight I’m going to listen with my ears.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

We all know what it’s like to have a half-warmed fish within us.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

The United States has so much to offer the third world war.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

He's got a great future ahead; he's missed so much of it.

English football player & manager

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician