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Misspokements
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Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular
inserruption.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Insurrection
He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.
Peter Walker
Australian rules football player
Misspokements
Sports
Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?
Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Babe Ruth
Roy Keane – his face punches the air.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Misspokements
Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.
Rocky Graziano
(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
When asked if he was a pugilist
I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon
monoxygen.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Carbon monoxide
He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.
Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Rugby
And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Racing
It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
Venus Williams
professional tennis player
Misspokements
Sports
After winning the Grand Slam Cup
Tennis
You either win or you lose… there's no in between.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Misspokements
It was close for Zaheer, Lawson threw his hands in the air and Marsh threw his head in the air.
Jack Potter
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
I’ve never known a Groundhog Day like this and I’ll have to go and see the film to find out what it’s all about.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements
Situations
Groundhog Day
She changes prices. I caught her in a near
misdemeanus.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Crime
Misspokements
Misdemeanor
It takes one to know one – and vice versa!
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Misspokements
Oxymorons
This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.
Ted Walsh
horse racing trainer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Horse racing
It’s more than magnificent, it’s mediocre.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Who is sitting in that empty chair?
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements
You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.
Lou Duva
(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
His strength is his strength, his strength is.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
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