Subject: Misspokements (Page 53)

The loss of life will be irreplaceable.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I can't understand the notoriety of people.

English football player & manager

He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.

Australian rules football player

I’ve been dunked on by (Vitaly) Potapenko and now (Zan) Tabak; the good part is that they don’t make posters of those guys.

professional basketball player

There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I am blind like the mighty oak.

(1971 – ) American actress

You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!

(1971 – ) American actress

Why does everybody stand up and sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when they’re already there?

professional baseball player