Subject: Mixed metaphors

Mixed metaphors:

A metaphor is a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable. A mixed metaphor is the use of two or more unrelated metaphors that are incongruous or illogical when combined. Here are some mixed metaphors we’ve seen and heard.

It ain't rocket surgery.

It sent goosebumps up my spine.

If you don't wear your seat belt, you're just a missile waiting to happen.

He's really low dog on the totem pole.

It'll be a cold day in January when that happens!

They try to balance a fine line.

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Get two birds stoned at once.

That's a huge weight lifted off my head.

Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

You buttered your bread; now you'll have to sleep in it.

This is no time to pull the rug out in the middle of the stream.

(1921 – 1991) U.S. Representative (Massachusetts)

Never judge a book by its title.

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

Beijing will collect and melt snow this winter in a bid to quench the water shortage that has plagued the Chinese capital for years.

It's like pulling hen's teeth.

I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

Is that going to throw a wrinkle?

A bird in the hand is mightier than the sword.

I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.