Subject: Money » Wealth

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don't need, and I refuse to share with others.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

I need money… I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

I'm the kind of guy who will have nothing all my life and then they'll discover oil while they're digging my grave.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor

In this country you’re guilty until proven wealthy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Donald Trump is not just a rich man, he’s what a hobo imagines a rich man to be.

American comedian & writer

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity; that's how rich I want to be.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.

(1858 – 1932) American physicist, physician & humorist

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

This year there are 50 women on the Forbes richest list, or as John Kerry calls that, his little black book.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

(1894 – 1987) British writer

A man who has a million dollars is as well off as if he were rich.

(1763 – 1848) German-American, first multi-millionaire in the U.S.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

The rich aren’t like us… they pay less taxes.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
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