Subject: Money » Wealth

Donald Trump is not just a rich man, he’s what a hobo imagines a rich man to be.

American comedian & writer

This year there are 50 women on the Forbes richest list, or as John Kerry calls that, his little black book.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

You can never be too skinny or too rich.

(1915 – 1978) socialite

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

No woman can be too rich or too thin.

Duchess of Windsor (1896 – 1986) American socialite & wife of the Prince Edward, formerly King Edward VIII

Well I don't know which one has more money but I'll tell you what… either one could burn a wet mule with hundred dollar bills.

American auto racer

There is no stronger craving in the world than that of the rich for titles, except that of the titled for riches.

(1887 – 1964) British actor, writer & theater director

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

(1799 – 1850) French novelist & playwright

I need money… I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Philanthropist: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth; it is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman

In this country you’re guilty until proven wealthy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

(1922 – 1999) labor union leader, president of the AFL-CIO

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

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