Subject: Money » Wealth

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

I'm the kind of guy who will have nothing all my life and then they'll discover oil while they're digging my grave.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don't need, and I refuse to share with others.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

I need money… I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

The rich aren’t like us… they pay less taxes.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

(1922 – 1999) labor union leader, president of the AFL-CIO

Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

In this country you’re guilty until proven wealthy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

This year there are 50 women on the Forbes richest list, or as John Kerry calls that, his little black book.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

A man who has a million dollars is as well off as if he were rich.

(1763 – 1848) German-American, first multi-millionaire in the U.S.

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity; that's how rich I want to be.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald.”

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

A rich man has no need of character.