Subject: Money » Wealth (Page 3)

Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Philanthropist: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.

(1858 – 1932) American physicist, physician & humorist

You can never be too skinny or too rich.

(1915 – 1978) socialite

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

I’m so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'whose?'

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

(1943 – ) English comedian

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

I'm the kind of guy who will have nothing all my life and then they'll discover oil while they're digging my grave.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

(1894 – 1987) British writer

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the happy wish to be married, the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

A man who has a million dollars is as well off as if he were rich.

(1763 – 1848) German-American, first multi-millionaire in the U.S.

No woman can be too rich or too thin.

Duchess of Windsor (1896 – 1986) American socialite & wife of the Prince Edward, formerly King Edward VIII

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

(1922 – 1999) labor union leader, president of the AFL-CIO

In this country you’re guilty until proven wealthy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

(1918 – ) American advice columnist