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The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of Close Encounters
Murphy’s Laws
People
Situations
The successful pundit is provided more opportunities to say things than he has things worth saying.
Pike Law of Punditry
Murphy’s Laws
Pundits
No one is as ugly as their passport photo.
Parson's Law of Passports
Appearance
Murphy’s Laws
Ugly
Passports
Photographs
1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
Short's Quotations
Communication
Facts
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Cliches
Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are made by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
Third Law of Decision Making
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Benefits
Decisions
Organization
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Simplicity
Systems
Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.
Malek's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Theories
Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.
First Postulate of Isomurphism
Murphy’s Laws
The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
Wellington’s Law of Command
Murphy’s Laws
The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.
Holten's Homily
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Positive
Wrong
When you can’t discover the cause of a breakdown, all of the free advice you get will be for things you’ve already checked.
Kibitzer's Constant
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Speech
Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.
Murray’s Rule of Hockey
Hockey
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages will be known far and wide as a smart-ass.
Preston's Postulate
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Speech
Quotations
Anything that can be changed will be changed up until there is no time left to change anything.
First Law of Corporate Planning
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Change
Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.
Gold's Law
Clothing
Murphy’s Laws
Ugly
Shoes
No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.
Law of the Lie
Beliefs
Honesty
Lies
Murphy’s Laws
The bigger the discovery, the more likely it was made while testing for something else.
Wingo's Research Principle
Murphy’s Laws
Discovery
The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.
Ed Yourdonradar's Fundamental Truth
Death
Murphy’s Laws
Envy
Grass
Reality
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
Cohen's Law of Alienation
Government
Murphy’s Laws
Politics
Candidates
Voters
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Man In The Street Law
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Stupidity
Observation
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