Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 82)

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The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

The customer is always ripe.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

If things were left to chance, they'd be better.

Murphy’s Laws

If you mess with something long enough, it'll break.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

You can't win; You can't break even; You can't quit.

Murphy’s Laws

The best parts of anything are always impossible to remove from the worst parts.

Murphy’s Laws

Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.

Government Murphy’s Laws

A kind heart is of little value in chess.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man tired in mid afternoon.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sleep

Office machines that function perfectly during normal business hours will break down when you return at night to use them for personal business.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.

Murphy’s Laws

The “Consumer Report” on the item will come out a week after you’ve made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated “unacceptable.”. 2. The one you almost bought will be rated “best buy.”

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Competence always contains the seed of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws

Any decision is better than no decision.

Murphy’s Laws

Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Understanding

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

Murphy’s Laws