Subject: People » Friends

A lifelong friend is one you haven't borrowed money from yet.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

You know how your friends are all morons, and they got the stories wrong all the time?… it’s the same here with the Bible.

(1960 – ) American stand-up comedian & writer

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.

Animals may be our friends; but they won’t pick you up at the airport.

(1962 – ) comedian, actor, voice actor, screenwriter, & film & television director

I know we were buddies because he threatened to kill me on no fewer than three occasions, and he did that only to his friends.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic

All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

I’m a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Good hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even when you wish they were.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Ask anybody over 30 – if they tell you they have more than 10 friends, you know they’re counting co-workers.

American comedian & television host

You want a friend in Washington?… get a dog.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

I had a friend who was a clown and when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Friend: Someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer
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