Subject: People » Girls

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

My friends and I played a new version of Russian roulette; we passed around six girls and one of them had VD.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I’d rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Girls are like pianos… when they're not upright, they're grand.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor

They put me in Special Ed because they thought I was slow, but I stayed in Special Ed for the ladies.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker

I can do some things now that I couldn't do when I was 17, like date high school girls.

(1940 – ) American stand-up comedian

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

(1922 – ) American author, publisher & editor

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

(1956 – ) American comedian

There’s a reason it’s called ‘Girls gone wild’ and not ‘Women gone wild;’ when girls go wild they show their tits to people; when women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

Louis Szekely (1967 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & director

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Girls just want to have funds.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

(1920 – 1985 Russian-born American actor of stage & film

Girls are just friends who give you erections.

(1948 – ) British novelist, screenwriter & playwright

If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.

(1964 – ) American singer-songwriter & musician

It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.

(1824 – 1895) French writer
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