Subject: People » Men

It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I want a man who’s kind and understanding; is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

(1917 – ) Hungarian-born American actress

Taste: (female Interpretation): Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good;   (male Interpretation): Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

Beware of men who cry; it's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny; if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

A hard man is good to find.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Men will cook if danger is involved.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

A woman without a man is like a fish needs a bicycle.

(1988 – 1990) Australian writer & politician

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

(1901 – 2000) English author

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

A man's face is his autobiography; a woman's face is her work of fiction.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I’m at a point where I want a man in my life, but not in my house. Just come in, attach the VCR, and get out.

(1942 – ) American comedian, writer, actress & television host

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers; I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

American comedian & motivational speaker

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