Subject: People » Men (Page 18)

Why is it that men who can go through severe accidents, air raids, and any other major crisis always seem to think that they are at death's door when they have a simple head cold?"

(1898 – 1992) American actress

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.

movie character in The Mask (Amy Yasbeck)

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Men are like parking spaces: the good ones are already taken and the ones left are either too small or disabled.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Men don’t care what’s on TV… they only care what else is on TV.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

That's the perfect microcosm for men and women: it takes a million sperm to find one egg 'cause they're all males and not one of them is gonna pull over and ask directions.

American actor & comedian

Men will cook if danger is involved.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind.

Women love scallywags, but some marry them and then try to make them wear a blazer.

(1938 – ) English fashion & portrait photographer

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Men in high levels of government seldom surf.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Don't keep a man guessing too long… he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.


Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.

(1972 – ) American actress

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping; men invade another country.

(1952 – ) comedian

A study shows that ninety per cent of men inflate the number of their sex partners, while the other ten per cent inflate their sex partners.

(1962 – ) American actor and talk show host