Subject: People (Page 119)

I know what the public want because I am one of them.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.

There nothing like a head-strong woman to make you happy to be alive.

(1965 – ) American author of children's books

I’m not only Iranian, I’m also Jewish, and I know what you’re thinking… you’re thinking, ‘Wow, he’s Iranian and Jewish; I don’t know if I should hate him or hate him.’

American standup-comedian

Taste: (female Interpretation): Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good;   (male Interpretation): Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

Living with a saint is more grueling than being one.

(died 1457) English Bishop of Salisbury

Women love scallywags, but some marry them and then try to make them wear a blazer.

(1938 – ) English fashion & portrait photographer

A woman scorned is a woman who quickly learns her way around a courtroom.

(1950 – ) Australian actress

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

You have taken yourself too seriously.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do; a woman must do what he can't.

(1951 – ) American stand-up comic & actress

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down.

Yeah, I'm kind of lazy… I'm dating a pregnant woman.


I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

(1933 – 2006) politician

Burt Reynolds once asked me out… I was in his room.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

I don’t let men smoke in my apartment, but if I have a woman over she can barbecue a goat.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & voice actor

A woman’s always younger than a man at equal years.

(1806 – 1861) English poet

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

(1952 – ) American columnist & author