Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 2)

You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.

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You might be a redneck if… your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

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You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

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You might be a redneck if… you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

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You might be a redneck if… your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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You might be a redneck if… your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

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You might be a redneck if… your dad walks you to school because you’re in the same grade.

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You might be a redneck if… the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.

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You might be a redneck if… Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.

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You might be a redneck if… your the tail light covers of your car are made of red tape.

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You might be a redneck if… anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y’all watch this!”

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever heard the phrase "come and move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

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You might be a redneck if… you think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.

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Money People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

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You might be a redneck if… you wear someone else's work shirt.

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

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You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.

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You might be a redneck if… you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

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You might be a redneck if… you use a NASCAR credit card.

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You might be a redneck if… you’re banned from the Memphis Zoo because you disturb the monkeys.

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You might be a redneck if… your last year you hid yer kids' Easter eggs under cow pies.

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