Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 4)

You might be a redneck if… your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

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You might be a redneck if… your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

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People Rednecks Wives

You might be a redneck if… you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.

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People Rednecks

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if… you wear someone else's work shirt.

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You might be a redneck if… you've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've ever been too drunk to fish.

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You might be a redneck if… directions to your house include "turn off the paved road.”

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You might be a redneck if… your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your dad’s cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.

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Family Fathers People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

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People Rednecks Sex Sports

You might be a redneck if… you go to the family reunion to meet women.

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People Rednecks Women

You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.

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Clothing People Rednecks

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder?… 'cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Conflict Killing People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you think "fast food" is hitting a possum at 65 miles an hour.

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Animals People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

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People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

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You might be a redneck if… three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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