Subject: Places » America

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to accommodate all these singing shows.

(1974 – ) American comedian

Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.

(1895-1957) Canadian historian

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

(1904 – 1963) American journalist

In America nothing dies easier than tradition.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.

(1858 – 1932) American physicist, physician & humorist

I went to San Francisco; I found someone's heart.


In this country you’re guilty until proven wealthy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

They added up all the people in this country who consider themselves a minority and it added up to more than the population of the country.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country, but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

America – a country that has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.

(1905 – 1970) American writer

Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands… but English women only hope to find in their butlers.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

America: Twenty million illegal aliens can’t be wrong!”

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.

American folksinger & activist

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

1867 – 1931) English novelist

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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