Subject: Places » Hollywood

They've great respect for the dead in Hollywood, but none for the living.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.

(1924 – 2004) American actor

Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy.

(1947 — ) American actor, writer, comedian & director

Ellen Page says that the sexism in Hollywood is constant; you might remember her from her movie Juno, where she played a mouthy chick with no tits.

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

(1901 – 1963) American comic actor, writer & director

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood – Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer

The only place in the world where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

(1897-1962) American writer

It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the D.T.'s begin.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

No one ever went broke in Hollywood underestimating the intelligence of the public.

(1883 – 1963) American writer & hostess

It's a scientific fact; for every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.

(1924 – 1984) American author

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

There are no good roles for Indians in Hollywood, unless you’re shooting at Jack Bauer or looking for White Castle.

American actor

There’s lots of nice guys walking around Hollywood, but they ain’t eating

(1898 –1985) American film director & producer

Hollywood is where they write the alibis before they write the story.

(1908 – 1942) American actress

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter