Subject: Places » World

The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.

All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Baseball is the belly of society. Straighten out baseball and you'll straighten out the rest of the world.

American baseball pitcher

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

A New Zealander in a frenzy is an American in a coma.

(1970 – ) New Zealand stand-up comedian & radio & television personality

The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

It is not a fragrant world.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into [a store] and punched someone in the face.

English musician, actor, writer & comedian

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

1944) is an American writer & screenwriter

I would say the world's in terrible shape, but I'm afraid the world would say, 'Look who's talking!'

(1943 – 1974) American singer (Mamas & Papas)

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

(1962 – ) American author & poet