Subject: Problems

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.

(1947 – ) American author

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once.

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The solution to a problem changes the problem.

The longer ahead you plan a special event, and the more special it is, the more likely it is to go wrong.

I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles; eighty percent of the people don't care and the other twenty percent are glad you're having trouble.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging.

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