Subject: Problems

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

The most difficult light bulb to replace burns out first and most frequently.

If money can fix it, it's not a problem.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.

The greatest thing the Democrats have ever done for me was to defeat me for the governor of Tennessee.

(1903 – 1992) country music singer, fiddler & promoter

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

The leading cause of hot air balloon crashes is blowing an open flame into a f**king cloth balloon with a basket attached.

(1973 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actor, director & producer

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

(1918 – 1990) American aerospace engineer

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.

It is not enough to succeed, others must fail.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

When taking something apart to fix a minor malfunction, you will cause a major malfunction.

If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

This island is mainly made of coal and surrounded by fish; only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician
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