Subject: Problems » Mistakes (Page 3)

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

Nobody notices the big errors.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Like most of those who study history, he [Napoleon III] learned from the mistakes of the past how to make new ones.

(1906 – 1990) British historian

Experience: The name an older man gives to his mistakes.

Automation takes more people to correct the mistakes.

The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.

If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.

(1953 – ) American musician

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" and I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is… well, an umpire.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

To err is human to forgive, infrequent.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician