Subject: Proverbs (Page 10)

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Jealousy and love are sisters.

American proverb

It is not a fish until it is on the bank.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

Nobody ever committed suicide who had a good two-year-old in the barn.

Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.

Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

A father is a banker provided by nature.

Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.

Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

When in doubt, gallop!

The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy.

Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.

A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.