Subject: Proverbs (Page 2)

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.

(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

May you come to the attention of the authorities.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.

Pray, pray very much; but beware of telling god what you want.

Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.

Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.

When the fox preaches, look to the geese.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.