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Proverbs
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Blind leading the blind
Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
Proverb
Animals
Dogs
Proverbs
Meanness
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
Intelligence
Memory
Proverbs
Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.
Jon Culshaw
(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Fish
One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.
Spanish proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
May you come to the attention of the authorities.
Ancient Chinese curse
Government
Proverbs
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Faith
The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
Russian proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Bars
Pray, pray very much; but beware of telling god what you want.
French proverb
Beliefs
God
Proverbs
Pray
Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.
Welsh proverb
Proverbs
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Contentment
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
Proverbs
Set a thief to catch a thief.
French proverb
Proverbs
Thieves
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
American proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Texas proverb
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Spurs
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Proverb
Future
Husbands
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Proverbs
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Wives
When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
Ethiopian proverb
Proverbs
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Early bird
Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
American proverb
Problems
Proverbs
Troubles
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