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Proverbs
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Proverb
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Science/Weather
Time
Fish
Internet
Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
Proverb
Animals
Dogs
Proverbs
Meanness
American proverb
American proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Ignorance
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
Mexican proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Horses
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
Intelligence
Memory
Proverbs
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Time
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Kitchen
If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.
Russian proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
He who follows the river comes at last to the sea.
Swedish proverb
Proverbs
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Proverb
Age
Proverbs
Maturity
There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
Proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
American proverb
Proverbs
Things
The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
Hungarian proverb
Proverbs
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
Proverbs
A rolling stone
Momentum
A father is a banker provided by nature.
French proverb
Family
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
American proverb
Conflict
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Shot
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Texas proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Situations
Spurs
The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.
Irish proverb
Age
Old
Proverbs
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Wisdom
Experience
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
Proverbs
Conscience
Guilt
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
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