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Proverbs
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
Irish proverb
Proverbs
Work
Accomplishment
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Proverb
Emotions
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Proverbs
Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.
Irish proverb
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Proverbs
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
Proverbs
A rolling stone
Momentum
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.
German proverb
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Compromise
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb
Intelligence
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Wisdom
"Star Trek"
When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
Hebrew proverb
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No need to teach an eagle to fly.
Greek proverb
Proverbs
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
Children
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Sex
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Greek proverb
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Pirates
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Proverb
Conflict
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Violence
Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.
American proverb
Activities
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Travel
Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.
Jon Culshaw
(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
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Jealousy and love are sisters.
Russian proverb
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If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
French proverb
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The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Danish proverb
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Never give advice in a crowd.
Arab proverb
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Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Slovenian Proverb
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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
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Mind your own business
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