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Proverbs
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The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.
Swedish proverb
Proverbs
The geek shall inherit the earth.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Geeks
Inherit
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
American proverb
Problems
Proverbs
Troubles
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Proverbs
Situations
The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.
Irish proverb
Age
Old
Proverbs
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
American proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Proverbs
If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if you employ him, don’t suspect him.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
Suspicion
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.
Macedonian proverb
Proverbs
Blind
A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.
Swedish proverb
Age
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Young
Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.
Welsh proverb
Proverbs
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Faith
For every proverb that so confidently asserts its little bit of wisdom, there is usually an equal and opposite proverb that contradicts it.
Proverbial Law
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
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You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Irish proverb
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Growing
If an ass goes a-traveling, he'll not come home a horse.
African proverb
Characteristics
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Situations
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Proverb
Failure
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Proverbs
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
American proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Shoes
To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it.
Greek proverb
Government
Proverbs
Diplomats
God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
Proverb
Proverbs
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
French proverb
Proverbs
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