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Proverbs
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Proverb
Future
Husbands
Marriage
Proverbs
Time
Wives
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Proverb
Conflict
Proverbs
Violence
Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
Danish proverb
Proverbs
Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.
Welsh proverb
Proverbs
If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Focus
If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.
Italian proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
Proverbs
Experience
People living in glass houses should not!
Proverb
People
Proverbs
Glass houses
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
German proverb
Places
Proverbs
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Wisdom
"Star Trek"
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Irish proverb
Activities
Health
Proverbs
Sleep
Laughter
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
Proverbs
Conscience
Guilt
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
French proverb
Proverbs
A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Chinese proverb
Education
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Proverbs
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Proverb
Family
Proverbs
Relationships
Relative
Will
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
All sizzle and no steak.
Proverb
Proverbs
All style and no substance
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
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Excuses
Set a thief to catch a thief.
French proverb
Proverbs
Thieves
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.
English proverb
Friends
People
Proverbs
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