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Reviews/Criticism:
Biting reviews and criticism of film, theater, television, music, books etc.
She stopped the show – but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Acting
Communication
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 might be the most beautiful and well made bad film in history.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1”
In space no one can hear you yawn.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Of “Apollo 18”
That isn’t brimstone we’re smelling on Ghost Rider. It’s something else.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Ghost Rider”
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be… it
is
what it used to be; that is what's wrong with it.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment
Music
Reviews/Criticism
Opera
The entire film seems to consist of three thoughts, cycled ad nauseum: Don’t leave me. I can’t live without you. Make me a vampire.
Rubin Safaya
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Even a 14-year-old — maybe especially a 14-year-old — knows lameness when he sees it.
Tim Goodman
American television critic
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing “The Winner”
Logic and drama are what get purged here.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “The Purge”
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.
Moses Hadas
(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator
Books
Reviews/Criticism
This had all the drama of a traffic jam.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen”
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
Pauline Kael
(1919 – 2001) American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Real-life military trainers – regardless of gender – never make you say, ‘Wow you’re hot!’ They make you say, ‘I’ll do whatever you want, please don’t hurt me.’
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Annapolis”
If I felt guilty I’d call this a guilty pleasure but since I don’t I’ll just call it trash I enjoy. So if you decide to go don't complain to me that the film was crap. I warned you.
Beth Accomando
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Shark Night 3D”
The Road to Wellville
… is basically a… production of a
Benny Hill
episode.
Scott Renshaw
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
"The Road to Wellville"
The battle was lost several movies earlier.
Spyder Darling
musician & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Battle For The Planet Of The Apes”
The mistake was keeping the Titanic afloat long after the picture had begun to sink.
Charles Champlin
(1926 – ) American film critic & writer
Reviews/Criticism
“Raise the Titanic”
Review
… this just dares you to stay awake.
Michael Adams
film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
Of the film “Planet 51”
The movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Of “Armageddon”
It's a car movie made by people who couldn't find reverse in a Volkswagen; a puzzle box thriller assembled by the functionally insane.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Getaway”
She was so bad he shot himself in it.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Reviews/Criticism
On Katie Holmes playing John F. Kennedy’s wife
He had delusions of adequacy.
Walter Kerr
(1913 – 1996) writer & Broadway theater critic
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Of an unknown actor
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