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Thor is really just like your dad out in the garage after a few drinks. Only more racist.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Thor”
A friend of mine recently joked that his mobile phone will beat Magnus Carlsen; I said, ‘What are you talking about? My microwave could beat Magnus Carlsen.’
Nigel Short
(1965 – ) British chess grandmaster & chess writer
Activities
Reviews/Criticism
Chess
Orlando Bloom was so wooden he could have played the horse.
Peter Howick
Irish film critic
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing “Troy”
If they'd stuffed the child's head up the horse's arse, they would have solved two problems at once.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
When the opening night of the London musical “Gone With the Wind” was marred by an obnoxious young actress and a horse that relieved itself onstage
If an artist has talent, he needs no other critic.
Robert Brault
American writer
Art
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
… if you’ve ever wondered what kind of jokes dogs would tell if they could speak, here’s your chance.
Rubin Safaya
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Review of the movie “Up”
She was a singer who had to take every note above A with her eyebrows.
Montague Glass
(1877 – 1934) British-American lawyer & writer
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Singing
What’s next for (Director Paul W.S.) Anderson? Maybe “Hannibal 2,” in which Anthony Hopkins escorts a group of toddlers to Chuck E. Cheese?
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Alien Vs. Predator”
Like something you'd see if the NRA had its own music-video channel.
David Edelstein
(1959 – ) American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“S.W.A.T.”
In space no one can hear you yawn.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Of “Apollo 18”
The only conceivable reason for airing this was to bring the presenter to the greater public ridicule he so gratingly deserves.
A.A. Gill
(1954 – ) British writer & critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Time to Get Your House in Order”
It doesn’t suck. Please take a moment to pick your jaw up off the floor and we’ll continue.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Rocky Balboa”
There is some serious venom spewing from this movie, probably because screenwriters Steve Franks and Tim Herlihy are beginning to realize their only talent in life consists of riding their friend’s coattails through the Garden of Mediocrity.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Big Daddy”
Think of
Cowboys & Aliens
as the wet spot on your mattress after a night of questionable passion. Everyone knows who made the wet spot, but no one wants to own up to it.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Cowboys & Aliens”
Another half-baked helping of the worst kind of scientific clap-trap.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“In Time”
>Bratz (freaky looking teen dolls for girls whose parents won’t let them play with real teenagers) is now a high school movie made for people in Grade 6.
Mark Palermo
American writer & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Bratz: The Movie”
Mr Lewis’ pictures appeared to have been painted by a mailed fist in a cotton glove.
Edith Sitwell
(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Art
Reviews/Criticism
On painter Wyndham Lewis
With this kind of epic ineptitude – hell, the flick is set in the year 3000 – you go for “worst of the millennium.”
Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Battlefield Earth”
It’s obvious that nobody believed in this project longer than it took for the check to clear.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Sentinel”
There's less in this than meets the eye.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Reviews/Criticism
Review of a Broadway play
His pictures seem to resemble not pictures but a sample book of patterns of linoleum.
Cyril Asquith
(1890 – 1954) British critic
Reviews/Criticism
Paintings
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