Subject: Reviews/Criticism (Page 5)

Gone With the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history; I'm just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper.

(1901 – 1961) film actor
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Andy has two problems common to most Americans: He's a moron and he's itching to get laid.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
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There is less in this than meets the eye.

(1865-1940) English actress
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Dragging your boyfriend/husband to this movie will give him the leverage to demand multiple screenings of Jerry Bruckheimer films as penance. Ladies, you have been warned.

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Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.

(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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This is like a better version of George Lucas’ Red Tails without the explosions. Oh yeah, and change fighter pilots with baseball players.

(movie reviews at comedyfilmnerds.com)
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The works of Richardson… are pictures of high life as conceived by a bookseller, and romances as they would be spiritualized by a Methodist preacher.

(1717 – 1797) English art historian, antiquarian & politician
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This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.

(1919 – 2001) American film critic
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Regarded by many as the moment in US cinema when brain cells truly became optional…

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This couple has endured for over 900 years; the least Tristan & Isolde can do is show us a reason why.

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There has been but one sweet, misty interlude in my [insomnia]; that was the evening I fell into a dead dreamless slumber brought on by the reading of a book called Appendicitis.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
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Thor is really just like your dad out in the garage after a few drinks. Only more racist.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
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If I had to catalog all the moronic plot turns in The Day After Tomorrow, we'd be here until the next ice age.

(1959 – ) American film critic
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Incapable of conjuring up any facial expression that she did not learn from watching television, Jessica Alba plays a brilliant scientist who inadvertently acquires the ability to make herself invisible. This is not a gift Alba seems particularly comfortable with, as the last thing she needs is to be heard but not seen.

(1950 – ) American journalist, critic & essayist
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Then Gil and Noel sung a charming duet of “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better”. They were both wrong.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
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Wow, I haven’t seen this much over-the-hill action since Don Ameche and Hume Cronyn did laps in Cocoon.

American film critic
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It would perhaps be hard to imagine a clumsier or more disjointed frame-work for the display of the tawdry wares which form Mr. Dickens’s stock-in-trade.

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… what a pity (Albert) Smith will tell only two-thirds of the truth.

(1803 – 1857) English writer
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I have read your book and much like it.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator
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The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Books Communication Reviews/Criticism

My poor brain hung in there for as long as it could, but it lost its grip during the giant chicken attack and I haven’t seen it since.

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