Subject: Science/Weather

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

The trouble isn’t that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn’t distributed right.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Any man that has never seen a baby emerge from another person’s body will walk around for months just going, ‘Oh my God; what else don’t I know about Planet Earth?’

(1955 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & impressionist

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

(1972 – ) American actress & former model

There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The climate of England has been the world’s most powerful colonizing impulse.

On the downside, it's loaded with sexual predators; on the plus side, it's also loaded with sexual prey.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less, as I never think about them.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist

There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

(1819 – 1900) English art critic, social thinker, poet & artist

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

(1973 – ) American actor

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.