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(1971 – ) American actress

Heat Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

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I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Joe E. Lewis

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

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It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

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It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

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But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

Dave Marr

professional golfer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports On a 104 degree temperature

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Mark Twain

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Heat Science/Weather India

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

Johnny Carson

(1925 – 2005) television host

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It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Anonymous

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It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Anonymous

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It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

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It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

‘Yogi' Berra

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Heat Malaprops Science/Weather Yogi-isms Humidity

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

Johnny Carson

(1925 – 2005) television host

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It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

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It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

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It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

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I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

Bobby Jones

professional golfer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports On being told that the temperature in a tournament was 105 degrees in the shade

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

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Subject: Science/Weather » Heat

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.