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It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there; hunters would be all confused.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals
Science/Weather
Birds
Gravity
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
Aldous Huxley
(1894 – 1963) English writer
Past
Science/Weather
Time
Technology
May you be cursed with chronic anxiety about the weather.
John Burroughs
(1837 – 1921) naturalist & essayist
Characteristics
Science/Weather
Anxiety
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Art
Democracy
Government
Science/Weather
Democracy
Monkey cage
It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.
Anonymous
Cold
Exaggerations
Science/Weather
Flashers
Equations are the devil’s sentences.
Stephen Colbert
(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host
Science/Weather
Equations
Mathematics
It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Gobel
(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Science/Weather
Electricity
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Anonymous
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Bills
Checks
Mail
Speed
It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.
Anonymous
Cold
Exaggerations
Science/Weather
Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from nonpractitioners.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.
Finagle's Creed
Beliefs
Facts
Honesty
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Truth
The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.
Barrett's Laws of Driving II
Autos
Driving
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Speed
The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Carl Everett
American baseball player
Baseball
History
Science/Weather
Sports
Dinosaurs
The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.
David Hockney
(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
Science/Weather
Scissors
Technology
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Samuel McChord Crothers
(1857 – 1927) Unitarian Universalist minister
Facts
Science/Weather
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