Subject: Science/Weather (Page 17)

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there; hunters would be all confused.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

May you be cursed with chronic anxiety about the weather.

(1837 – 1921) naturalist & essayist

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Equations are the devil’s sentences.

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from nonpractitioners.

Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs.  You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them.  Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve.  No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

American baseball player

The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.

(1857 – 1927) Unitarian Universalist minister