Subject: Science » Weather

The rain was coming down in droves!

The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February.

(1893 – 1970) American writer, critic & naturalist

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Four of us slept in the one bed; when it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Barometer: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

In New England there are three times of year… either winter has just been, or winter is coming, or it’s winter.

American author

I played as  much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.

professional golfer

What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English? It means 'liar.'

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

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