Subject: Science » Weather

The rain is coming down like gangbusters!

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold, I almost got married.

(1920 – 2006) American actress

The climate of England has been the world’s most powerful colonizing impulse.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

We shall never be content until man makes his own weather and keeps it to himself.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

(1925 – 2005) television host

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Never change your plans because of the weather.

It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Barometer: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

(1892 – 1992) American film & television producer & director

Sleet: A slipcover.

Four of us slept in the one bed; when it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

It was a dry rain.

(1925 – ) baseball player, coach & manager

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.