Subject: Science » Weather

Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.

It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

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It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

(1892 – 1992) American film & television producer & director

Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

The rain is coming down like gangbusters!

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Never change your plans because of the weather.

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer

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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – ) baseball player, coach & manager

But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

professional golfer