Subject: Science » Weather

The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February.

(1893 – 1970) American writer, critic & naturalist

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold, I almost got married.

(1920 – 2006) American actress

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not on theirs.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

I played as  much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.

professional golfer

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

We’re not used to weather in June in this country.

professional football player, coach & executive

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

professional golfer

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

professional baseball player

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

I went to Moscow once; it was so cold at night one guy fell out of bed and broke his pajamas.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to death.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator