Subject: Science » Weather

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not on theirs.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

The rain was coming down in droves!

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

I played as  much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.

professional golfer

It was a dry rain.

(1925 – ) baseball player, coach & manager

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – ) baseball player, coach & manager

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The rain is coming down like gangbusters!

The day of the big heat wave is the day the office air conditioning breaks down.

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Last week, Hurricane Wilma grew into the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic, with sustained winds at 175 miles per hour… or, as it’s called around FEMA, ‘Casual Friday’.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

May you be cursed with chronic anxiety about the weather.

(1837 – 1921) naturalist & essayist

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold, I almost got married.

(1920 – 2006) American actress