Subject: Science » Weather

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

The rain was coming down in droves!

The day of the big heat wave is the day the office air conditioning breaks down.

We’re not used to weather in June in this country.

professional football player, coach & executive

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Sleet: A slipcover.

No matter how clear the skies are, a thunderstorm will move in 5 minutes after the papers are delivered.

You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

(1892 – 1992) American film & television producer & director

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Chance of Rain Today Depends On Where You LIve

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – ) baseball player, coach & manager

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer

Four of us slept in the one bed; when it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
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