Subject: Science » Weather

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

Four of us slept in the one bed; when it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

In New England there are three times of year… either winter has just been, or winter is coming, or it’s winter.

American author

If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to death.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

May you be cursed with chronic anxiety about the weather.

(1837 – 1921) naturalist & essayist

We shall never be content until man makes his own weather and keeps it to himself.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

The climate of England has been the world’s most powerful colonizing impulse.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not on theirs.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts; our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

(1919 – 2000) Canadian prime minister & politician

The day of the big heat wave is the day the office air conditioning breaks down.

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English?… it means liar.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

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