Subject: Science » Weather

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not on theirs.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Brace Yourselves for a Good 12 inches!

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

(1925 – 2005) television host

It always rains on tents; rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Sleet: A slipcover.

The day of the big heat wave is the day the office air conditioning breaks down.

Last week, Hurricane Wilma grew into the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic, with sustained winds at 175 miles per hour… or, as it’s called around FEMA, ‘Casual Friday’.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

We shall never be content until man makes his own weather and keeps it to himself.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Everything is cold except what should be.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February.

(1893 – 1970) American writer, critic & naturalist

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English? It means 'liar.'

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright