Subject: Science » Weather

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold, I almost got married.

(1920 – 2006) American actress

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

Brace Yourselves for a Good 12 inches!

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

In New England there are three times of year… either winter has just been, or winter is coming, or it’s winter.

American author

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Wind: Weather on the go.

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

We shall never be content until man makes his own weather and keeps it to himself.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

Who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

Never change your plans because of the weather.

I played as  much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.

professional golfer

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

If [the weather] didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

professional golfer

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host
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