Subject: Science » Weather

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.

American professional golfer

It always rains on tents; rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

It was a dry rain.

(1925 – ) baseball player, coach & manager

Wind: Weather on the go.

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts; our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

(1919 – 2000) Canadian prime minister & politician

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

If [the weather] didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Chance of Rain Today Depends On Where You LIve

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Barometer: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

We’re not used to weather in June in this country.

professional football player, coach & executive

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

(1892 – 1992) American film & television producer & director
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