Subject: Science/Weather » Heat

But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

professional golfer

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

(1971 – ) American actress

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

American comedian

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

professional golfer

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.