Subject: Signs

Signs:

Humorous signs of all kind – including business names, protest signs, bumper stickers, items of apparel, printed instructions, labels and menus.

Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night

Tip-ing is not a city in China.

Caution: Shoots rubber bands.

Dog Walk
No Pets Allowed

Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

Thermostadt

Brew ha!

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Congress Should Do Stuff

Stoner Drug

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby

Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

Beware of Invisibility

Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends

Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

Happy Your Pocket!

Crummy Plumbing Company

CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children