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Subject:
Signs
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THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a home
Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a Mexican elevator
All daddy wanted was a blow job.
Signs
On a 4-year old’s T-shirt
S C E N I C V I E W [closed]
Road sign
Signs
On I-90 in Washington State
May We Have the Next Dents?
Sign
Signs
At an auto body shop
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off
Sign
Signs
Above and below a light switch
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
Sign
Signs
Ignite lighter away from face.
Label
Signs
On a Bic ighter
DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.
Sign
Signs
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
On a packet of peanuts.
Nob End
British town name
Signs
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
Sign
Signs
Sign in an Egyptian hotel
Hemlock Whippy Dip Ice Cream
Business name
Signs
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
Sign
Signs
In a store window
Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo exhibit
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Bumper sticker
Signs
We treat you write.
Sign
Signs
In a bookstore
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
Sign
Signs
At a University Center
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