Subject: Signs (Page 2)

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

All daddy wanted was a blow job.

S C E N I C V I E W [closed]

May We Have the Next Dents?

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off


Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th

Ignite lighter away from face.

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

Open packet. Eat contents.

Nob End

Hemlock Whippy Dip Ice Cream

GENUINE FAKE WATCHES

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

We treat you write.

Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.