Subject: Signs (Page 3)

Rush Rush Delay

Atheists For Masturbation

Dinner Choices – 1. Take it 2. Leave it

Tank Heaven For Little Grills

It’s a Crewel World

Refrigerate after opening.

Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics

Turn Your Head and Coif

FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

If you keep shouting like that, you’ll get big muscles all over your face.

Do not apply directly to the brain.

You will be hungry again in one hour.

Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour

Do not use in shower.

Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.

Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

The Family Jewels

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT