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Subject:
Signs
(Page 3)
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Feats of Clay
Sign
Signs
A pottery shop
Payne & Fears LLC
Business name
Signs
Lawyers
Closed for the holidays.
Sign
Signs
At a Catholic Church during Christmas
Pu Pu Hot Pot
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in Cambridge MA
Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
Sign
Signs
Over a gynecologist's office
Dry Paint
Sign
Signs
On a freshly painted wall
Vicious Cycle
Store name
Signs
Sam & Ella's
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Oklahoma
May be harmful if swallowed.
Label
Signs
From a shipment of hammers
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)
Sign
Signs
On a repair shop door
Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off
Sign
Signs
Above and below a light switch
Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
Sign
Signs
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
Sign
Signs
Titanic Canoe Rental
Sign
Signs
In Wisconsin
Chain Reaction Bicycles
Store name
Signs
Numerous
YahPoo! Plumbing
Business name
Signs
This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
Sign
Signs
At a church
Better Than A Brick
Business name
Signs
Vehicle unlocking service in Iowa & Illinois
Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Not a Through Street – No U-Turn
Sign
Signs
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