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Subject:
Signs
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The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1
Church sign
Signs
How You Brewin?
Business name
Signs
Coffee shops in New Jersey
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
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Signs
Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.
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Signs
At a pizza shop
Be Careful of Crashing Head
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a park in China
Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work
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Signs
At a Kentucky appliance store
Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Chinese zoo
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
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Signs
In a dry cleaner's shop
Not a Through Street – No U-Turn
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Signs
My way is the highway. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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Signs
On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop
Business name
Signs
In Boston Massachusetts
Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting
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Signs
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Signs
Above a urinal
Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics
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Signs
On a billboard
Pass Gas
Business name
Signs
Alongside the road
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.
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Signs
One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp
S C E N I C V I E W [closed]
Road sign
Signs
On I-90 in Washington State
Payment is due by the due date.
Label
Signs
On a credit card statement
SOFA SO GOOD
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Signs
Name of a furniture store
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