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When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Church sign

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For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened

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Signs On a pill package

Warning: High in sodium

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Signs On a container of salt

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

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Signs On a Wet-Nap package

Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.

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Signs Translations Sign by some plantings in Montreal

Ignite lighter away from face.

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Signs On a Bic ighter

Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

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Linoleum Dicks

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Signs Floorcoverings in Campbell CA

Time Wounds All Heels

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Signs In a podiatrist's window

Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

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Signs On a hair dryer

Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

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Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

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Meats & Movies

Business name

Signs In Broken Bow Oklahoma

Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing

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Signs On road outside a factory

We serve people like you as good food!

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Critical Thinking – The Other National Deficit

Protest sign

Signs

Closer, Easier

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Signs Above a urinal in China

For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid.

Instructions

Signs On a Domino's sandwich box

Music Score: Beethoven 7, Bach 3

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Signs On an orchestra leader’s office door

CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut

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Signs In an airplane cockpit

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Subject: Signs (Page 5)

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened

Warning: High in sodium

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.

Ignite lighter away from face.

Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

Linoleum Dicks

Time Wounds All Heels

Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

Meats & Movies

Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing

We serve people like you as good food!

Critical Thinking – The Other National Deficit

Closer, Easier

For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid.

Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

Music Score: Beethoven 7, Bach 3

CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut